commit fb7989dbc7c6f7c7981c1c1b4e2de200cf0a9c2d
parent 228d4c32549e473b02b06d46af657a4fe29e9a6a
Author: Ed van Bruggen <edvb@uw.edu>
Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2021 17:39:47 -0700
Add more quotes
Diffstat:
1 file changed, 20 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)
diff --git a/data/quotes.yaml b/data/quotes.yaml
@@ -191,9 +191,10 @@ quotes:
- [ "When you look at someone through rose–colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags", "Wanda Pierce" ]
- [ "Things don't become traditions because they're good, they become good because they're traditions", "Todd Chavez" ]
- [ "I am not afraid of commitment. I commit to things all the time. It's the following through on that commitment that I take issue with", "BoJack Horseman" ]
- - [ "He's so stupid he doesn't realize how miserable he should be", "BoJack Horseman" ]
+ - [ "He's so stupid he doesn't realize how miserable he should be, I envy that", "BoJack Horseman" ]
- [ "Not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person", "BoJack Horseman" ]
- [ "One day, you're gonna look around and you're going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world", "BoJack Horseman" ]
+ - [ "I spend a lot of time with the real me, and trust me no one is going to like that guy", "BoJack Horseman" ]
- [ "You have reached the end of your free trial at benjaminfranklinquotes.com", "Benjamin Franklin" ]
- [ "Friends, family, religion, these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business", "C.M. Burns" ]
- [ "I'd trade it all for a little more", "C.M. Burns" ]
@@ -267,16 +268,31 @@ quotes:
- [ "A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible", "Freeman Dyson" ]
- [ "I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell", "Harry Truman" ]
- [ "Looking at the earth from afar you realise it is too small for conflict, and just big enough for cooperation", "Yuri Gagarin" ]
- - [ "See that's why we can't win. They fuck up, they get beat. We fuck up, they give us pensions" ]
+ - [ "See that's why we can't win. They fuck up, they get beat. We fuck up, they give us pensions", "Thomas Hauk" ]
- [ "This is America, you're either a duper or a dupee", "Frank Reynolds" ]
- [ "Freud was right about a lot of things, but for all the wrong reasons" ]
- [ "If you fail to plan, you plan to fail" ]
- [ "If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trail was in the Senate, nobody would convict you", "Lindsey Graham" ]
- - [ "Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice fiddle dee dee", "Mr Peanutbutter" ]
+ - [ "Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice, fiddle dee dee", "Mr Peanutbutter" ]
- [ "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal", "Camille Paglia" ]
- [ "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes", "Jack Handey" ]
- [ "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?", "Mr. Krabs" ]
- [ "God made the integers, everything else is the work of man", "Leopold Kronecker" ]
- [ "If man is to survive he will have learned to take delight in the essential difference between men and between cultures", "Gene Roddenberry" ]
- - [ "Comuputer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes", "Edsger Dijkstra" ]
+ - [ "Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes", "Edsger Dijkstra" ]
- [ "You cannot loose if you do not play", "Marla Daniels" ]
+ - [ "I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me", "Ralph Waldo Emerson" ]
+ - [ "As I discuss in my book, Earth in the Balance, and the much more popular, Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth, we need to defend our planet from pollution as well as dark wizards", "Al Gore" ]
+ - [ "I’m so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead", "Bender Bending Rodríguez" ]
+ - [ "Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time", "Bender Bending Rodríguez" ]
+ - [ "There's only three things Rudy Giuliani mentions in a sentence: a noun, a verb, and 9/11", "Joe Biden" ]
+ - [ "Art should be in the hands of everyone, we shouldn't have to waste our lives to make it", "Joel Haver" ]
+ - [ "The speed of technological advancement is not nearly as important as short term quarterly gains", "Quark" ]
+ - [ "These men are all talk; What is needed is action action!", "John Brown" ]
+ - [ "Caution, Sir! I am eternally tired of hearing that word caution. It is nothing but the word of cowardice!", "John Brown" ]
+ - [ "The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination", "Elim Garak" ]
+ - [ "Don't worry, I don't have low self esteem, I have low esteem for everyone else", "Daria Morgendorffer" ]
+ - [ "Newton's greatest invention was the derivative. His second greatest was the second derivative" ]
+ - [ "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim", "Edsger Dijkstra" ]
+ - [ "Variety is the spice of life, except for actual spices" ]
+ - [ "This quote only looks profound when it's in a script font over a sunset", "Randall Munroe" ]
